I have dedicated a lot of my time to this man and I am not ashamed
Another baby saved.
You can only fight for so long before the walls you have built come crashing down around you. At this point you have two options - you can give up everything you had worked for, or you can start building again.
when you accidently read a spoiler
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
Ed Sheeran Tells a Classic Joke!
when the bus driver slams on the breaks…